#GirlsDoPoop

Found this little gem today and I love it so much I've watched it four times in a row!!  Thank you, Nicole and Andrea, for making this video.

#GirlsDoPoop

Let it go
Let that shit out
Yes, actually shit
Don’t keep sitting on a throne of pretend
That nothing comes out of your rear end
That your caboose doesn’t let loose
Doesn’t drop a damn deuce
That you’re not the pooperstar that you are

It’s society’s dupe that girls don’t poop
That’s constipation of the mind
That kind of thinking is behind
Besides, pooping’s only natural
A purely factual part of having a body
Every body drops turds
To deny it is absurd
It’s part of being human
Pooping, peeing and tootin’
Especially if you love bread but don’t tolerate gluten

So get those gender rules off of our stools
We’re all born to be number one at number two
No one can tell you how to do your doo-doo right
To cross your legs tight
To hide like you haven’t pooped a day in your life

So let’s start a movement
A bowel movement
Away from worry, shame and doubt
Don’t hold that crap in
Push that shit out
At work, in restaurants in your school dormitory
Raise your voice and share your poop story
You, my friend, are not alone
So sit down
Stand up
And own your throne

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Written by Nicole Story & Andrea Gibson
Performed by Andrea Gibson
Directed by Nicole Story & Dixie Dixon
Produced by See Pictures

I quite enjoy my Lavender Vanilla Poo-Pourri.